today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
i have boobs… u have hands .. interesting ………….
i just dropped my iphone in the bath
now its syncing
this is the dumbest post ive ever made stop reblogging it plEASE
If The Purge was real I’d probably get high and hold a Taco Bell hostage to be my personal chefs for the evening